Amigo Careca...

Amigo Careca...

Eu tenho um irmão careca

E de cabeça rachada

Não tem pernas nem braços

Vomita sem comer nada

I

Somos filhos do mesmo pai

Somos netos do mesmo avô

Ele, está sempre onde eu estou

Somos netos do mesmo avô

Mas onde eu vou ele não vai

Anda pendurado e não cai

Nunca bebe e não seca

Põe-se levado da breca

Mesmo de vontade sua

Cresce e mingua como a lua

Eu tenho um irmão careca

II

É de pequena estatura

… desenvolvido

Não tem meio metro de comprido

Mas o que tem mais é grossura

Passa o dia de amargura

Este, meu irmão e camarada

Comunica de empreitada

A minha amante que o diga

Não tem tripas nem barriga

Tem a cabeça rachada

III

Nunca teve, este infeliz

Pestanas nem sobrancelhas

Coitado não tem orelhas

Não tem olhos nem nariz

Começou logo em petiz

… em vários laços

E tem como dois cabaços

Rodeados de cabelos

E enrolado em dois novelos

Não tem pernas nem braços

IV

Mas já tem sido convidado

Para casa de várias damas

E quando o levam para a cama

Está ele no seu pão pimpado

Mas quando está esfomeado

Mais gorda dá a picada

Deixa a dama desconsolada

Mas tem um estômago tão ruim

Que vomita sem comer nada

Sabedoria poppular!!!

foi-me passado por um amigo alentejano (veterinário)! 

Obrigado Dr.

A ouvir contar saberes e dizeres!!!

continua...  

Idades...

Idades...

Um Homem aos 20 anos

Com uma picha normal

Dá 4 gaitadas por dia

O que é muito natural

---

Quando tem 30 anos

Sem ter prejuízo algum

Dá 2 gaitadas matinais

Mesmo que esteja em jejum

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Quando chega aos 40 anos

Se quer tomar em conselho

Dê 1 gaitada por dia

E guarde as reservas para velho

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Quando chegar aos 50

Com uma regular tesão

Dê uma gaitada quinzenal

E não se faça pimpão

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Mas quando chegar ao 60

A tesão… já não permite

Dê 1 gaitada por mês

Alternada com minete

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E quando chega aos 70

Não pensa mais em mulheres

Corta a picha… e dá ao gato

E leva no cú se quiseres

Autoria popular alentejano (foi-me passado por um amigo veterinário)!

A ouvir contar dizeres!!!

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Frank Sinatra - Come fly with me...

Frank Sinatra - Come fly with me...

"Come fly with me, let's fly, let's fly away

If you could use some exotic booze

There's a bar in far Bombay

Come fly with me, let's fly, let's fly away

Come fly with me, let's float down to Peru

In llama-land there's a one-man band

And he'll toot his flute for you

Come fly with me, let's take off in the blue

Once I get you up there

Where the air is rarefied

We'll just glide

Starry-eyed

Once I get you up there

I'll be holding you so near

You may hear

Angels cheer, 'cause we're together

Weather-wise, it's such a lovely day

Just say the words and we'll beat the birds

Back to Acapulco Bay

It is perfect for a flying honeymoon, they say

Come fly with me, let's fly, let's fly away

Once I get you up there

Where the air is rarefied

We'll just glide

Starry-eyed

Once I get you up there

I'll be holding you so near

You may hear

Angels cheer, 'cause we're together

Weather-wise, it's such a lovely day

If you say the word, we will beat those birds

Back to Acapulco Bay

It is perfect for a flying honeymoon, they say

Come fly with me, let's fly

Pack up, let's fly away"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLC5AGGHLz0

Boa música - e a melhor capa de um disco de todos os tempos!!!ordinária

E também esta música que é extraordinária - Isle of Capri

"It was on the Isle of Capri that I found her

Beneath the shade of an old walnut tree
Oh, I can still see the flowers bloomin' 'round her
Where we met on the Isle of Capri

She was as sweet as a rose at the dawning
But some how fate hadn't meant her for me
And though I sailed with the tide in the morning
Still, my heart's on the Isle of Capri

Summertime was nearly over, blue Italian sky above
I said, "Lady, I'm a rover, can you spare a sweet word of love?"

She whispered softly, "It's best not to linger"
And then as I kissed her hand, I could see
She wore a lovely meatball on her finger
It was goodbye at the Villa Capri

Summertime was nearly over, blue Italian sky above
I said, "Lady, I'm a rover, can you spare a fine word of love?"

She whispered softly, "It's best not to linger"
And then as I kissed her hand, I could see
She wore a plain golden ring on her finger
It was goodbye on the Isle of Capri
It was goodbye on the Isle of Capri
It was goodbye on the Isle of Capri" 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Nto1X7fR30

A ouvir - come fly with me!!!

continua...

Parabéns G.D.D., viva o campeão!!!

Parabéns G.D.D., viva o campeão!!!

Parabéns Direito, 10º título!!!

Frase de motivação espectacular:
Ganhámos por 26 -19 ao cdul.

Grandes pessoas, grande equipa... assim é este clube. Um verdadeiro Campeão!


Saudades! - http://www.gdd.pt/

A ouvir - inches speech!!!
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Foo Fighters - Sonic Highways (2014)...

Foo Fighters - Sonic Highways (2014)...

Que grande disco. É assim, até nem achava os Foo Fighters nada de especial. Achava que era o baterista dos Nirvana com a mania que é esperto a tentar fazer umas coisas! Mas afinal até são bons!!! E neste álbum excederam-se! É mesmo o melhor...
42 minutos de música boa, sim 42 minutos! Porque todas são boas...

O Álbum é tão bom. Que até a ideia do Dave Grohl de fazer um documentário é fantástica e assenta que nem uma luva! É engraçado os convidados que aparecem no documentário. Com 8 episódios, o mesmo número de faixas do disco. E as 8 cidades em que foi gravada cada faixa. Com destaque para o episódio de Seattle. Mas também gostei das restantes. Bons músicos, boas histórias e cidades importantes para a música americana!

Something From Nothing
"Give me the flammable life
I'm cold as a match
Ready to strike
So here I go...

Here lies a city on fire
Singing along
The arsonist choir
Now here I go...

It started with a spark
And burned into the dark
Now here I go...

There is a river I found
Into the wild
Under the ground
So here I go...

A button on a string
And I heard everything
Now here I go...

Oh sweet ignition be my fuse
You have no choice you have to choose
Bid farewell to yesterday
Say goodbye I'm on my way

But in the end we all
Come from what's come before
So here I go...

Oh sweet ignition be my fuse
You have no choice you have to choose
Bid farewell to yesterday
Say goodbye I'm on my way
I threw it all away because
I had to be what never was
Been so hungry I could lie
You took my word I took your wine
And held you in my bloody hands
These rattled bones and rubber bands
Washed them in the muddy water
Looking for a dime and found a quarter
But you can't make me change my name
You'll never make me change my name
Pay no mind now ain't that something
Fuck it all! I came from nothing

I'm something
From nothing
You are my fuse
I'm something
From nothing
You are my fuse
It goes...

Oh oh oh...
Oh oh oh...
Oh oh oh...
It goes...
Oh oh oh...

All Rise!

No you can't make me change my name
You'll never make me change my name
Pay no mind now ain't that something
Fuck it all! I came from nothing
I'm something
From nothing
I'm something
From nothing"

  

videoclip:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_YlZ1JdcVk

letra:

http://www.vagalume.com.br/foo-fighters/something-from-nothing.HTML

1 - Chicago - Something for nothing


The Feast And The Famine
"That night they were burning for truth
Down on the corner of 14th and U
They took your soul and they took you for fools
Took all the windows from prisons and schools
Now what's a poor man left to do?

One heart now broken in two
You start untying the hands of the youth
New kids hear the sound of the drumming
Mother Nature your Summer is coming
Yesterday and today
Revolution on its way

Amen
It was The Feast and the Famine
Amen
It was The Feast and the Famine
It was The Feast and the Famine
Feast and the Famine

Crossroads with nothing to lose
Out of the basement and in to the news
Come change, now shit getting heavy
Salvation at the ready
You look when I walked by
Still screaming 'til I die
You can't find peace if you can't find a home
You can't survive as an island alone
Black heart with a gaping wound
Put back together by a troubled groove
Check yourself
Wreck your brains
Where is that P.M.A.?

Amen
It was The Feast and the Famine
Amen
It was The Feast and the Famine
It was The Feast and the Famine
Feast and the Famine

Hey, where is the monument?
To the dreams we forget?
We need a monument
And change will come
Yeah change will come
Is there anybody there? (Anybody there?)
Anybody there? (Anybody there?)
There?

Amen
It was The Feast and the Famine
Amen
It was The Feast and the Famine
It was The Feast and the Famine
Feast and the Famine

Amen
Where is the monument?
To the dreams we forget?
Amen
We need a monument
And change will come
And change will come
Is there anybody there? (Anybody there?)
Anybody there? (Anybody there?)
There?"

  

videoclip:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6fR_mp8gag
letra:
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/foofighters/thefeastandthefamine.HTML

a guitarrada faz lembrar Led Zeppelin!!! 

2 - Washington D.C.  - The Feast and the Famine

Congregation
"Well, I met the seventh son
He came for everyone
The day he heard the lighting in the field
I heard him clear his throat
A fork within the road
That night the Tallahatchie took the wheel

I’ve been throwing knives
To see just where they land
Now my world is in your hands

Send in the congregation
Open your eyes, step in the light
A jukebox generation
Just as you were

The voice upon the stage
Is the heart inside a cage
And they’re singing like a bluebird in the round
There’s mystery in this wood
And ghosts within these roots
That are tangled deep beneath this southern ground

I’ve been going through life
Making foolish plans
Now my world is in your hands

Send in the congregation
Open your eyes, step in the light
A jukebox generation
Just as you were

And you need blind faith
No false hope
No false hope
Do you have blind faith?
No false hope
No false hope
Where is your blind faith?
No false hope
No false hope
Open your eyes, open your eyes
Step into the light
Open your eyes, step into the light
The sound becomes

Congregation
A congregation
A congregation, yeah
And they're singing like a bluebird in the round"

videoclip:
ao vivo (que é como eles são bons!!!):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMp2PvU2qi8
letra: http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/foofighters/congregation.html

3 - Nashville - Congregation
A minha música preferida é a Congregation, por acaso é gravada num sítio que eu adorava conhecer Nashville - Tennessee!!! (Music City)!!!


What Did I Do? / God As My Witness
"There you go again,
putting words into my mouth.
This one's for you to know,
and for me to find out.

All that trouble, and you on about.
How you gonna know, til you hear it out loud.
Stop, ask myself what did I do?
what did I do to deserve you?
Come on, tell me now what did I do?
what did I do to deserve you?

I heard every word comin' from the 13th floor.
Your song came along,
and I heard the voices telling me to save yourself,
I'll behave yourself.

I stop, ask myself what did I do?
what can I do to preserve you?
Come on, tell me now, what can I do?
What can I do to conserve you?

Your name, year of fame,
I could see the writing on the wall.
Come on, flip a coin, bet it's going to tell you
to save yourself, I'll behave yourself.

Your man, channelin', knowin' by the x on his hand
You raise, runaways singin' at the gate,
to save yourself, I'll behave yourself.

So here I go again,
putting words into your mouth.
This one's for me to know,
and for you to find out.

All that trouble and I'm on about,
how you gonna know, til you hear it out loud.
All of your heroes, where are they now?

I'm lost, deliver me,
I crossed the river finally.
God as my witness,
yeah it's gonna heal my soul tonight.
God as my witness,
yeah it's gonna heal my soul tonight.
God as my witness,
yeah it's gonna heal my soul tonight.

God as my witness,
yeah you gonna heal my soul tonight.
God as my witness,
yeah you gonna heal my soul tonight."

videoclip:

ao vivo austin city limits:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofq62Nc-rik

letra:

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/foofighters/whatdididogodasmywitness.html

Este guitarrista parte tudo na God as my witness!!!

4 - Austin - What Did I Do,God as My Witness


Outside
"There you are dancing at your altar
Beautiful earthling, dressed in kashmir
All of your sound echoes in the canyons
Down below they're dreaming
Hear the sirens screaming
Another time, another world
Girls were boys and boys were girls
Find the glitter in the litter
Like a haunt, it's got to move
Everybody needs some room
There's something out there

There's a long straight road, out of the cold
And we can leave it all behind
I wanna get outside, baby, let's get outside
I wanna get outside, outside, of me

Oh, I found the space between the spaces
Standing in the nothing, and time will cling to
And as the wind will beat you down
And the wind the only sound
There's something out there

There's a long straight road, out of the cold
And we can leave it all behind
I wanna get outside, baby, let's get outside
I wanna get outside, outside, of me

There's a long straight road, out of the cold
And we can leave it all behind
I wanna get outside, baby, let's get outside
I wanna get outside, outside, of me"

videoclip:

ao vivo:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53AUqg6wo-0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lw9hW7sQrEg
letra:
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/foofighters/outside.html

Sim em L.A. deves ser bom é estar na rua!

5 - Los Angeles - Outside


In The Clear
"There are days I might not make it
There are days i might start breakin’
But when the rains starts coming down as heavy as the air
You can find me dancing with the spirits
It’s in the square
God damn I swear

There are times I feel like givin' in
There are times I begin to begin again
Look outside the world keeps spinning like a paddle-wheel
Rolling for the broken-hearted waiting on the heal

You know I'm not in the clear
You are not in the clear
Don’t you go count me out now, dear
You know I'm not in the clear
You are not in the clear
Don’t you go count me out now, dear
In the clear

There are places I don't remember
There are faces I don't remember
How could I forget you painted stars into the sky?
Coming like a rebirth marching in a second line

You know I'm not in the clear
You are not in the clear
Don’t you go count me out now, dear
You know I'm not in the clear
You are not in the clear
Don’t you go count me out now, dear
In the clear

And if I should drown
May this be the sound
To wash me out!

You know I'm not in the clear
You are not in the clear
Don’t you go count me out now, dear
You know I'm not in the clear
You are not in the clear
Don’t you go count me out now, dear
In the clear

In the clear"

videoclip:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYzY25b_uek

letra:

http://letras.mus.br/foo-fighters/in-the-clear/

ínicio a fazer rcordar Arcade Fire, depois fica mais Foo fighters e no final lá está Arcade fire outra vez! Grande tema! Gosto de no episódio fazer um género de marching band!

6 - New Orleans - In the Clear


Subterranean
"Nothing left within, I've been mined
Hell and back again, subterranean
I've been digging in down inside
I will start again, subterranean

But the truth is so unkind
What do you know, how low the sky
Yet the truth is so unkind
What do you know, how low the sky

You might think you know me
I know damn well you don't
Oh no, oh no, you don't

You might think you own me
I know damn well you don't
Oh no, oh no, you don't

Buried my heart, cannot go this alone
And I might think you love me
But I know damn well you don't
Oh no, you don't

Bring all your lies leave them deep in the dirt
Oh no, you don't
Pull down my eyes
Lay me deep in the earth"

videoclip:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYzY25b_uek

abertura a fazer lembrar arcade fire (grande videoclip) a segunda preferida!
video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99c3LCf4YqE
letra:
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/foofighters/subterranean.html

Deve ser por causa do estúdio onde gravaram!

7 - Seattle - Subterranean


I Am a River
"There is a secret
I found a secret
Behind a Soho door

There is a reason
I found a reason
Beneath the subway floor

I found the water
The devils water
and walked along its shore

Is that what you want?

The channel’s changing
The heart is racing
from voices on a wire

The soul is yearning
the cold is burning
the ember starts a fire

Can we recover
love for each other,
the measure of your life

Is that what you want?
Is that what you really want

A river
A river
a river running under ground

A river
A river
Is that what you want?
Is that what you really want?

I!.. I!..
I am a river
[x4]

Is that what you want
is that what you really want

I!.. I!..
I am a river
[x4]

I am a river!

I!.. I!..
I am a river
[x3]"

videoclip:
ao vivo jimmy fallon ;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gadJWjwSox8
video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvaoeG6Mjd4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HWx57DgnAo
letra:
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/foofighters/iamariver.html

Será por causa do Rio Hudson!

8 - New York - I Am a River

É engraçado porque como é um álbum e um documentário está cotado nos sites de música e nos de filmes!!! Boa ideia esta do Dave Grohl, ele não anda a dormir...

Há aqui estúdios que são um autêntico sonho!

(wiki) - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foo_Fighters:_Sonic_Highways

(imdb) - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3893538/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
Teve de média nota 8,9... com alguns episódios a chegar aos 9,0!!!
Chicago - 8,6
Washignton - 8,2
Nashville - 8,7
Austin - 8,3
L.A. - 8,7
New Orleans - 8,3
Seattle - 9,0
N.Y. - 9,0

disco completo - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WaCU5Hm5b8

A ouvir Foo Fighters - Sonic Highways!!!

continua...

Ideia Engraçada!!!

Ideia Engraçada...

E fazer isto nas rádios portuguesas!!!

Jessie J Sings Whitney Houston, Michael Jackson and James Brownhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcgkQ3cBsZk

A ouvir Jessie J!!!
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We are the World...

We are the World...

We are the World

"There comes a time when we heed a certain call
When the world must come together as one
There are people dying
And it's time to lend a hand to life
The greatest gift of all

We can't go on pretending day by day
That someone, somewhere will soon make a change
We all are a part of God's great big family
And the truth, you know,
Love is all we need

[Chorus:]
We are the world, we are the children
We are the ones who make a brighter day
So let's start giving
There's a choice we're making
We're saving our own lives
It's true we'll make a better day
Just you and me

Send them your heart so they'll know that someone cares
And their lives will be stronger and free
As God has shown us by turning stone to bread
So we all must lend a helping hand

[Chorus]

When you're down and out, there seems no hope at all
But if you just believe there's no way we can fall
Well...well...well
Let's realize that a change can only come
When we stand together as one

[Chorus]"

videoclip - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9BNoNFKCBI

Vocalistas:

Lionel Richie

Stevie Wonder

Paul Simon

Kenny Rogers

James Ingram

Tina Turner

Billy Joel

Michael Jackson

Diana Ross

Dionne Warwick

Willi Nelson

Al Jarreau

Bruce Springsteen

Kenny Loggins

Steve Perry

Daryl Hall

Huey Lewis

Cyndi Lauper

Kim Carnes

Bob Dylan

Ray Charles

Coro:

Dan Aykroyd

Harry Belafonte

Lindsey Buckingham

Mario Cipollina

Sheila E.

Bob Geldof

Bill Gibson

Chris Hayes

Sean Hopper

Jackie Jackson

La Toya Jackson

Randy Jackson

Tito Jackson

Waylon Jennings

Bette Midler

John Oates

Jeffrey Osborne

Anita Pointer

Pedro Reis

Ruth Pointer

Smokey Robinson

(wiki) - http://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/We_Are_the_World

ainda fizeram um recente para o Haiti, mas não é a mesma coisa - we are the world 25 anos - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Glny4jSciVI

A ouvir - We are the World!!!
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